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Both Demotivational Poster


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4chan

DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!

TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both sexes
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds



TAGS: it sucks why bother cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:39 am
cannot resist the power of the egg noodle...
palmat - January 20, 2011, 4:47 am
best one i've ever seen @ motifake.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2011, 7:56 pm
I wouldn't say great...but Thank you kind one.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:27 pm
Great one!

INDUSTRIAL HEMP - It's kind of like non-alcoholic beer, why bother ...

TAGS: industrial hemp why bother
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 7:34 am
Before Oil, hemp was the leading cash crop in the USA. The original Levi's were made from old sails, which were made from hemp. Too bad hemp’s biggest advocates are such stoners!
spacedog - September 7, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ha. No really officer...

MOUNTAIN BIKING - dont bother

TAGS: bike mountain dont bother
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by sam

LogicDude - September 15, 2008, 1:00 pm
Mountain Biking - you're doing it WRONG!
Burn - April 27, 2008, 7:27 pm
That's gonna leave a mark...


TAGS: why bother just gonna fail
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - June 26, 2012, 10:00 pm
Cheers Space
spacedog - June 26, 2012, 9:56 pm
Nice one caveman.


TAGS: powerthirst thirst power thirsty both wrong monster energy drink drinks
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Lyon - February 8, 2009, 2:07 pm
alien2275 - December 27, 2008, 3:37 am
ROFL best energy drink ever!!

AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.

TAGS: fantasy reality they both bite
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - April 24, 2012, 11:06 am
Thanks. It's one of the most meaningful to me personally.
PeteMan - April 20, 2012, 8:23 am
This one's great. I don't quite know why, but I love it.

THAT'S RIGHT - I swing both ways!

TAGS: dog swing bothways
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 10, 2012, 10:07 pm
He face says it all :)
Zetmonk - May 10, 2012, 8:00 am
How can this possibly not make you grin?

ADAPTING TO MOTIFAKE - If You Realize, That Most Of The Other Stings Just Want To Protect Themselves, It's So Much Easier To Simply Drift...

TAGS: have fun with motifake don t bother
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:47 pm
Poke, poke. jk 5Ls.

SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"

TAGS: why buy it when we can both enjoy your workout
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

aesop the second - January 2, 2010, 1:20 am
you sir, are the king of motifake.
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Plus when your workout is finished, it sprays a cooling spray in your face.


TAGS: and they walked 5 miles up hill both ways to school back then
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Thanks guys
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 9:24 pm
5L!!!! perfect!


TAGS: wwjd probably both at the same time
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:33 pm
He can do better.

consider carefully -

TAGS: it is both of your responsibility if you don t think so enjoy pregnancy twits
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:39 am
5L for the truth to that crotchety!

MY COMFORT - Thank you for being there for me, and letting me be here for you now.

Counting Calories -


TAGS: popup internet annoying bothering unnerving
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 7:55 am
Nice .. 5 Live Jasmins


MASTURBATION - Guess who did it with both hands...

TAGS: masturbation both hands popeye
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Henna

Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:23 am
Join the Navy... Feel a man..
jackripper - August 31, 2010, 11:43 am
19 years in the Navy here, and i loved it. my family wonders why my right forearm is bigger then my left
culos - May 25, 2010, 4:23 am
And do you think it's a coincidence Jizz-juice is called Seamen???? Go figure!
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 3:00 am
How selfish and single-minded are you if mocking masturbation disrespects the navy? Like Seamen are the only ones who do it? Wake up and smell the lotion!
Bob D. Sailor - May 25, 2010, 2:34 am
Not only did you ruin a classic icon but you're disrespecting the U.S. NAVY. 1L from me, take it and like it.
Bob D. Sailor - May 25, 2010, 2:34 am
Not only did you ruin a classic icon but you're disrespecting the U.S. NAVY. 1L from me, take it and like it.
deadraisin - May 24, 2010, 2:27 pm
Either that or he was an ambidextrous bowler, 5L.
Feasibly - May 24, 2010, 2:17 pm
Morning Wood? 5 shiver me timbers ;)
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:59 pm
I ror'd. 5large forearms

ACTION - Should culminate in wisdom.

TAGS: for both sides
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by spanko1

maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 1:45 pm
Tell That To Fearless Leader !

IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE - But Only Advertise If It Pays

TAGS: they re hired both of them
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

G4briel - April 25, 2010, 11:44 am
Sometimes YOU SUCK! is said with surprise and enthusiasm...
G4briel - April 25, 2010, 11:44 am
Sometimes is said with surprise and enthusiasm...

COMPARING CANNONS - Not Very Smart Bringing a Pea-Shooter To A Gun Fight.

PUNCTUALITY - Because otherwise... There's your name. There used to be your name.

A PERFECT - Waste Of Time

Immortality -

ART - Most people won't spot a Picasso for love or money. But still they'll know the release date of the next Twilight sequel.

TAGS: they both are ahahah
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

SDDMV - February 19, 2012, 10:35 am
You are me telling there will be another mowie??
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:09 pm
but hey, one man one vote, right ? :)
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:04 pm

pretty sad that this is a true statement

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - Wait till you see what we do overseas

TAGS: does my knee bother you
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

thethatguy - February 10, 2012, 6:15 pm
What a waste of Starbucks.


TAGS: john byner did both voices think pink
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:47 pm
Charlie the Ant really pissed himself that night.
Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:45 pm
And here's another mismatch: a little poster just told me that Jackie Mason once had to go on right afater a little pop group who were making their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show: The Beatles.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 1:21 pm
AND if the ant talks like Dean Martin, go all in!


TAGS: cher micheal both skinny white women
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by spacedog

CANADA - October 20, 2009, 6:58 pm
its more of a routine with me
spacedog - October 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
I'm occasionally confused by you too, Woody.
Woodywood03a - October 20, 2009, 6:36 pm
Uh boy, I don't know about you sometimes
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:12 am
wanted to die a rich white girl


TAGS: wife motorcycle both disappointed poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 6, 2016, 12:08 pm

Yeah, all those old bikers are mowing their lawns and chasing the neighbors...oh no, that was Leatherface.
JesusWept - April 6, 2016, 9:32 am
Husqvarna used to make motorbikes and guns. Today they make lawn mowers and chainsaws. I guess that's disappointing LOL. Good one, vern ^^^^^Up
concern3 - April 6, 2016, 3:04 am
I think I can speak for the guys by say, UP yours
lgvernon - April 5, 2016, 11:49 pm

MissPriss - April 5, 2016, 11:44 pm
UP'd and lmao with this one.


TAGS: new friend or captive companion ive heard it both ways
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - March 19, 2016, 4:06 pm

Glad someone got the connection!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 2:29 pm
Oh well. At least he won't have to buy a shitload of air fresheners XD
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:51 pm
Don’t be in such a hurry to get a new mate. It is estimated that at least 140,000 inmates are raped a year
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 10:25 am
Define "friend".

point of view -

TAGS: police luv fuh both
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - October 1, 2015, 2:39 pm
LOL! That's twisted! Once again cynic, I like the way your mind twists in the wind!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 8:53 pm
It could've started off one way and then things gradually took a disturbing turn.

Bothans -


Affection -

TAGS: creamy or crunchy both work equallyk well
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:30 pm

cute. motivational. think about dropping this over to moti-twist as well. i'm sure the admin there would love it.

Making the Most of Mental Illness -